Lena had always been proud of her best friend Jake’s tattoo—a swirling tribal design that looked like it held the secrets of the universe. One day, after an intense arm-wrestling match (which she lost spectacularly), she made a bet: “If I lose again, I’ll give your tattoo a deep, emotional speech.”
Naturally, she lost again.
And that’s how Lena found herself dramatically whispering into Jake’s forearm. “Oh, mighty tattoo, your swirls tell stories of ancient warriors… or maybe just a bored dude at a tattoo parlor. Either way, you are powerful. You are wise. You deserve respect.”
Jake, holding back laughter, nodded solemnly. “Please, continue. My arm feels deeply moved.”
Just then, her necklace got caught on his sleeve, pulling her closer. Now she was basically face-first into his arm, looking like she was either about to fall asleep or propose to his bicep.
Moral of the story? Never bet against someone with ridiculously strong arm-wrestling skills… and always check your jewelry before engaging in dramatic moments.